Fun fun fun in the sun

Well, it's been a while since I posted. Mum seems to be mending a bit more now. She has taken us out for training and playtime. Dad took us to the beach and I walked all over him (as usual). I dunno why but I don't really listen to him - not the same why I do with mum anyway.
Big news ... The Ginger Menace went missing. The hungry creature is always around at dinner time but not the other night.  Mum was frantic. Can't see why though. Although I did miss having him around to torment! Mum put out posters and rang the RSPCA and Animal Welfare League, the Pound and loads of vets but no one had seen him. I know she was worried sick when she went for work but then he turned up (drats) out of the blue. Mum reckons he must have been catnapped or stuck somewhere. It's not the first time he's been catnapped either. Careless bugger.
Anyway gotta go - I have to go and try and hump Maya. Although I don't seem to be having much luck there for some reason - even though I try and try and try. Mum says she is 'desexed' whatever that means. Doesn't sound very nice that's for sure.
Seeya guys.
PS Here's my Paws for Thought:: Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be!! - Cle